Wednesday, 6 July 2011
Here comes the commercial break...
Right! Down to the nitty-gritty!
Today, folks, I am offering you - yes, you! - the chance to own one of the last original copies of my first ever self-published book 'Don't Miss This'. First published in 2008, it is a hard-back collection of 83 of the black and white shots I took in the 80's using my old Olympus XA 35mm camera, and is full of humour, quirky observation and, after over 25 years, plain old nostalgia!
It features a foreword by Laura Noble, of the Diemar/Noble gallery in London (who says it's dead, dead good, so there!) and was stocked at The Photographers' Gallery until its closure for refurbishment.
Anyway, folks, there are only TEN copies of this book left, and one can be all yours for a mere twenty squids plus postage. Why wouldn't ya?
All change....
Thought I'd have a little change on my Blog Page - get all modern and clean and white - though the ramblings on the page will still be the same, of course!
Hope you like it!
Tuesday, 5 July 2011
Let me stress....
A flurry of Wedding enquiries yesterday! Wonder if the heat got people thinking happy thoughts?
I, of course, think happy thoughts all the time. (It's the tablets, ha ha!) No, it's the fact that I'm a Wedding Photographer, so I do get to have my cake and eat it, spending happy days with lovely couples in great locations, and getting paid for it!
At a Wedding a couple of weeks ago, a group of ushers and their friends were standing outside the reception venue smoking (Ugh!) One of the guys offered me a cigarette, and I told him I didn't smoke. His answer amused me! He said he was surprised I didn't smoke, what with all the stress I was under as the Wedding Photographer! Stress? Naaaah! Adrenaline, for sure, because it's so exciting to be thinking on your feet, adapting things as you go, but stress? No way! Now, where's me cake?
Monday, 4 July 2011
Independence Day...
So, Happy July 4th to all my American Amigos! Have a Bud for me, my friends! Can't believe it's now 20 years since I spent Independence Day actually in America, and my friend Vicki's son, who I shot as a babe in her arms on that day, is now a regular graduated guy and all-growed-up! Yowza!
So, couple of little Wedding stories from the past week or so....
Chilled bride of the week: Cheryl at Styal Lodge. Just, literally, just..as she was about to walk up the aisle to her chosen music, the i-pod jammed! She was so cool about it. The staff went to find another player, and she casually picked a tune from their collection to walk up to Chris! Excellent!
Hungriest guest of the week: The chap at Sharon and Darren's Wedding at the Worsley Park Marriott last Saturday, who drove off to an Esso garage down the road to buy two cornish pasties and got back to eat them just in time to be invited into the Wedding Breakfast! Tee hee!
Nicest Toastmaster of the week: Stephen Sanders, who took pity on the poor, sweaty Wedding Photographer at the Marriott, Worsley (Ie: Me!) and presented me with a cool pint of Guinness! Cheers, Steve!
Saturday, 2 July 2011
What an honour!...
Being a photographer, like wot I am, I'm often asked if I've ever met anybody famous! Er! Yes!!!! Kinda comes with the territory, especially if you work for the press! I was once, actually, the official photographer to HM Our Liz, when I got the gig as the only photographer to cover the Queen at an event in Hyde Park. (Back in the days of film, too, so I must be good Ho hum!) Anyway, yes, of course I've had the privilege of meeting many a famous face, like George Best, Maggie Thatcher and Muhammad Ali, all of whose autographs I asked for, and got, but the person I most get a kick out of being able to say I've met is this chap here....Andre Kertesz!
Answers on a postcard? He's one of my most favourite photographers of all time! Now he was a great photographer, and it would have been his birthday today if he were still alive. Happy Birthday, Mr Kertesz! I remember looking at his work when I started to get interested in photography, way back in the mid-seventies, and couldn't believe the day he was actually sitting in front of me, smiling for my shot! (This was on his 90th birthday, by the way, hence the cake! The 'photograph' in icing on top is a copy of a self-portrait he shot in 1927!) He was in Bradford, at the Museum of Photography, to launch a collection of his work, and Henri Cartier-Bresson, when asked to select a favourite picture of Andre's for the accompanying book said "I choose the next picture coming out of his camera"
Well, obviously, those pictures have stopped coming, but if you don't know of him, I urge you to take some time to discover the ones that did come out of his camera! You will come away feeling relaxed, peaceful and happy that someone with such an sweet eye ever existed!
Friday, 1 July 2011
Cheers!...
Lot of interest in one of my blogs, yesterday, with 345 people logging in to read it!
Thanks for the interest, everybody! Will keep you all informed of my progress!
So, July already, eh? Busy weeks ahead now, including a Wedding in The Lakes, and a Wedding shoot for a chap that lives in Japan. He's coming over for a ceremony at Willington Hall, in Cheshire, and I'll only get to meet him on his Wedding Day! That still doesn't beat my record, though! I once did a Wedding in Kent, and only got to meet the groom when I went up the aisle to photograph the signing of the register! Hi! Good afternoon! Congratulations...!
One more thing! Just added a new option to my Wedding Packages! A delicious set of 100 10x8 prints, in a personalised box, for £1500! Very, very tasty!
Thursday, 30 June 2011
Feel the love...
Nice to receive a compliment in the mail, yesterday. Last week's Wedding couple took time out - from the Caribbean! - to get online and send me a little message. We all had a great day at Styal Lodge, near Wilmslow, as you can see from some of the pictures here, and they've been able to log on during their honeymoon to see all the images on their Web Gallery, a service I offer to all my Wedding couples. Anyway, they wrote: We just wanted to pass our on most heartfelt thanks for everything you did on Friday. Everyone commented on how great you were and how at ease you made everyone feel.... Cool!
So, couple of quick funnies....A bride recently wrote me a list of the shots she wanted me to get at her Wedding. First shot on the list? Bride in Wedding Dress! Now why didn't I think of that! Secondly, I've just joined a 'creative professionals' network in Manchester, and noticed they're plugging a 'Women Only' get-together next month. The venue? The Old Hag's Head!! Just telling you, is all.... :-)
Wednesday, 29 June 2011
You're fired!....
Talk about breaking it to me gently!! I shot a couple of dinners recently for a company in Manchester. They called me yesterday to ask if they'd booked me for any more work, and I told them no, they hadn't. This guy's exact word then was "Good!", as it seems they've decided to go "in-house" with their photography. (By the way, they don't actually employ a photographer, so you can see where that one's going!) Anyway, all is not lost for little old me, because, as this dimwit then went on to say, if they 'cock up' with this idea they might always come back to me in the future!
Erm, no, you can't! Up yours, as we say in the trade!
Tuesday, 28 June 2011
I'm a Protographer!...
There seems to be a real fashion for desaturated images at the moment! Ironic when you think people are spending a fortune on cameras that are designed to capture so much colour and intensity! However, when in Rome...
A pal of mine is having a new website designed at the moment, and he asked me to check out the front page. I noticed the web designer has spelt photographer as Protographer. I don't know if that's a word but I'm having it!... Martin O'Neill, Protographer!
Monday, 27 June 2011
Kiss me quick...
I pride myself in being able to compose my images in-camera, and I'm not really one for cropping or photo-shopping once I've shot 'em, but I actually think I might have a case for a quick dab of clone tool after Friday's Wedding! Look at this lovely shot from Styal Lodge, in Cheshire, capturing the moment the bride and groom, Chris and Cheryl, first kiss each other as man and wife. The problem? No, not the beaming registrar, that's par for the course, it's where they stand! No, my problem is the unavoidable sign above Chris' head...a man making a run for it through the door! Er, no!
Anyway, hope you're enjoying the sun at last! How long did it take for you to hear someone yesterday complain "Oooh, it's too hot for me!" ?
Saturday, 25 June 2011
Style in Styal...!
It's always nice for me when I get to shoot a Wedding at a venue I've not been to before, and that was the situation yesterday when I went to Styal Lodge, near Wilmslow, for the Wedding of Cheryl and Chris!
It's a really cool, compact site for a Wedding, with a lovely side-room set aside for the bride to get ready.
Guests came from far and wide for the event, too, and hey, even the weather behaved itself, so that we could get out onto the decking by the lake for some shots!
Thursday, 23 June 2011
All in a week's work...
Good week for my PR photography this week, and plenty of variety, as usual! I started the week with some of my work being added to the new web-site of a horse-riding school in Cheshire, and was delighted they chose a shot like the one above, when the 'school' cat decided to take a hike along the fence just as I'd arranged for a rider to come hurtling past!
I then shot photographs for, ironically, a motor-cycle school, following new riders as they got to grips with their 'hogs'! ( Ok, their Suzuki 50cc bikes! ) and then, yesterday, I did a shot for EasyJet, at a presentation in Manchester. Tomorrow sees me at another Wedding in Wilmslow so, all in all, another pretty good week for Martin O'Neill Photography! Speaking of Weddings, I've now made a link more prominent on my website, allowing you to get straight to my Slide-show and a great selection of my images!
Ciao for now!
Tuesday, 21 June 2011
Ah, Mid Summer.....
It's the longest day, the official start of Summer, so it is now Definitely Summertime! No, it IS, honestly! Ignore the fact that your drought-proof plants, as recommended by Alan Titchmarsh, have drowned in that puddle by the patio; ignore the fact that you are still wearing a fleece, and the fact that the only time you've had your BBQ out this year is to wire brush the rust off...IT'S SUMMER!!!
Ah, take's me back to a trip I made to the South Pacific, when June 21st was the shortest day, yet everyone was, of course, still so lovely and warm! It was a trip I made with a model...literally!
Here she is in the picture, my good friend Moanin' Minnie, sunbathing on the beach in Fiji!
She'd certainly be moaning if she were here on this crappy day, that's for sure!
Check out the link if you'd like to see more of her travels, and then...
GET OUTSIDE, it's SUMMER!!
Monday, 20 June 2011
Peckforton Castle...
Thoughts today are for Peckforton Castle, its owners and all the couples who are planning to marry there soon! There was a pretty bad fire there over the weekend and I don't know how that'll affect everyone's plans for the future! I've shot many a Wedding there in the past, and have bookings there for the future myself!
Fingers crossed for all!
Friday, 17 June 2011
Peace and love, man...
I've calmed down after yesterday's little explosion, and I expect to speak to the company today to resolve things.
Time to look back into the garden then, itself an explosion, of colour, scent and 'makes you feel good'-ness. Cold again, though, and really sorry to say this summer is finding it difficult to get going!
Oh, hang on..the phone is ringing..to be continued!
Thursday, 16 June 2011
Good point...
So, I'm quietly minding my own business, yesterday afternoon, when there was a call from a company who rig stages and lighting at events. You took some shots at the "**" dinner last month, they said, and we wondered how we could get hold of some. Oh, I said, no problem. I'll put them online for you and you can see the shots you'd like to order! Fine!
Next thing, this young lady's boss rang. So, this chap asks, when they're online, can we download them? Of course you can, I said, if you "cross my palm with silver"!
Pause!
We have to pay? Funnily enough, sir, yes, you do! I own the copyright and I worked rather hard at that dinner to get these shots that you've just said you'd like to own. The guy from this company, let's call it JH Creative, then became rather indignant about this crazy suggestion of mine that he should pay for my work. I'm going to the client, he said, they'll give them to me for nothing. No, sir, they won't. That company understands copyright and they won't let you have the pictures. (By the way, we're talking a whole twenty five quid, here!)
What did you want to use them for? I asked.
We want to put them into proposals for when we go to new clients, he said. We can show them what we do when we pitch for new work! Oh! I said, so my work is so good that you'd proudly use it to promote your own product, yet you don't want to pay anything for it? Nice one!
Well, how come you own the copyright? he asked.
All you did was "POINT THE CAMERA!"
This is a company that uses the word "creative" in its title, yet even it doesn't see any value or worth in good photography. Is it any wonder the image of photography is going downhill?
It's a shame this company won't get to see this work. It is, though I say so myself, bloody great stuff, and makes the few lightbulbs and bits of wood that they threw together that evening look really good!
Tuesday, 14 June 2011
First things first...
It's stopped raining! Halle-bloody-lujah!
Quick! Out into the garden! Shoot some flowers!
Ok, back inside to deal with all the unwanted phone calls from the people who can guarantee me page one of Google; the people who assure me they have a list of brides in my area, just dying to book me, and to the professional photographer who emailed me to say that they'd come up with a great way for professional photographers to make money in these straitened times of ours...
Run seminars at £114 a time to tell professional photographers how to make money in these straitened times!
Leave me alone, let me take photographs, please, thank you!
Monday, 13 June 2011
Eat yer heart out, Parr!..
A little bit of detail from Saturday's Wedding!
If Martin Parr or Peter Dench had shot these they'd be in a gallery/book/exhibition by now!
Envious, me?
Had an e-mail inviting me to enter a Photography competition over the weekend.
I was quite interested, until I spotted the bit about it costing, wait for it, twenty five quid to enter!!
How does that work, then? Here's £25 of my hard-earned money, now see if you like my picture!
Erm, no thank you!
Oh, and it's raining......still !
Sunday, 12 June 2011
And relax....
Sunday, a day of rest! Definitely!
I worked so hard at yesterday's Wedding, and already have the couple's page up on my website!
(9am Sunday morning!!) This was at one of my favourite venues, Willington Hall, near Chester.
It's an absolutely gorgeous place, and I think everyone that goes there instantly feels like landed gentry!
So, feet up, tons of Earl Grey and The Observer today! Well deserved, naturally!
Friday, 10 June 2011
Drought, eh?...

So why is my garden floating off towards the sea? Oh, the joys of living in England, eh? Never mind, let's just see if I can shoot a Wedding this weekend without my lenses going rusty! Cold, too, isn't it? Well, that's cool -Ha ha!- It'll give me good practice for the winter, when I won't be able to afford to put the heat on!
Apart from that, everything is great! Just designed this ad for a new Cheshire Wedding Publication. Whaddya think?
Thursday, 9 June 2011
Smut!
Bit of outright porn for you, today! Ok, maybe not, but fun to think you used to be able to get shots like this in the Manchester Evening News! In fact, I remember actually covering Miss Wet T-shirt contests, and getting the winners in the 'paper! Lord, bring back the eighties!
Quiet day, today! Just recharging the batteries (literally) before the next Wedding on Saturday, and had a lovely call from a guy in Japan yesterday who's booked me for his Wedding in August.
In Cheshire, not Tokyo, but there ya go!
Pop!
Tuesday, 7 June 2011
Who hell he...
Can you put me out of my misery? Does anyone know who this is?
It's just one of a few shots I have in my music archive that sadly means nothing to me anymore.
Basically, I haven't the foggiest idea who it is! Sorry, Mr Singer!
Answers on a postcard, or an email if you have the technology, Lol!
Monday, 6 June 2011
It's raining, sunshine...
What a weekend!
Too sunny for Saturday's Wedding, too rainy for Sunday's!
Naturally I, as an amazing professional, coped stupendously, turning out an average of 780 damned fine shots on each of the days I was working.
Even managed a conversation with a Wedding guest whose daughter is going to buy a "good camera" .."Ooh, whaddya call it, Barbara?..Canon! There ya go!"..and do Wedding Photography as a "side-line!"
Thrilling, missus, thrilling!
Friday, 3 June 2011
Gotta have a laugh, innit...
Well, I think it's about time you had a photograph of a girl with a traffic cone on her head!
Why? Hey, why not!
It's Friday and it's sunny and I've got two Weddings to shoot this weekend. Ain't life fun!
(I'm guessing 1978 for this shot! Taken from my archive of shots from good ol' Eccles!)
Thursday, 2 June 2011
Every cloud...
Just a quickie today, 'cos I'm flying round like the proverbial blue-arsed....
So, I was thinking about the collapse of Focus DIY! Does that bode well for Wedding snappers?
Might people now start to look for Focus Get an actual Professional Photographer to Do it?
Just my mind, then, eh?
Wednesday, 1 June 2011
Jesus!
No sign of June bursting out all over yet, but my Blog Stats sure as hell are! I had 994 readers last month, which is really quite amazing, and I don't even care if 991 of 'em are my Mum!
Just to think that people that I don't know have made an active effort to read what I write is quite, quite flattering! I mean, we're talking everywhere from Iraq to China via Turkey, Russia and The Netherlands.
Seriously, thank you for the interest, everybody!
One of those 'Stuck in front of the computer' days today, as I sort through Wedding photographs and start to prepare new albums. One of 'my brides' from two years ago has finally delivered her picture choices, and it's amazing to look back even just two short years to notice changes in my ways of working.
For a start, I get the shots in focus these days! Only joking!
Talking about trips back in time, here's one of my Olympus XA shots from my book Don't Miss This!
Where did all those years go? Jesus!
Tuesday, 31 May 2011
Press, plus portraits plus...
A quick change of home page photography over the weekend, with Joy Division back into the fray as a new version of my Bowdon Vale images is put onto YouTube!
Big thanks to Richard at Dukes, Lancaster.
I'm getting paranoid about the way I write this blog, though, as I've just had an email offering me new software to check my spelling, grammar and punctuation. Its subject line reads - Awesome Martin, Better option to write like Anglo Saxon- Do you think it's a scam ??
And, erm, I might be missing something here, but I ended up watching Britain's got talent (That really should have a question mark after it!) over the weekend, and one of the entrants, some kind of weird dancer, actually needed an interpreter to be interviewed. What part of Britain is he from?
(And don't say Newcastle!)
Saturday, 28 May 2011
Bit of a Buzz....
Yep, more flowers, but I've got one guy in mind as I blog this picture today.
He's one of those "old codger, I used to take photographs when you only got 2 6x4 plates and that was your lot" types, who came up to my stand when I was selling my Florescence shots at an Arts Market in Cheshire. "Hm.." he said "Very nice! But why didn't you photograph them with insects on 'em?"
Well, there ya go, sir! A picture of my lupins, shot yesterday, just for you, and the next time I have eight months to blow whilst I wait for butterflies to land on my geraniums..you'll be the first to know!
The Buzz, of course, has nothing to do with bees. It's all about my latest Joy Division project!
A major Men's magazine in Japan will be selling a T-shirt from August with one of my images on as part of a new Autumn Range! How's that for you, honey?
So, a bit of a football match tonight, and let's hope we can write about it if Giggsy scores, especially if he does so on the pitch! Ouch!
Friday, 27 May 2011
Not The Chelsea Flower Show...
Ah, simple pleasures!
I don't know about you, but I'm absolutely fed-up with The Chelsea Flower Show on telly! It should be called The Chelsea Pergola Show, or The Chelsea Water Feature Show, or The Chelsea ' I can afford to spend £100K on a bit of decking ' show, 'cos it was all about expense and flambouyance and ridiculousness! Gardening for me is all about the joys of sights like these, all shot in 'my back yard' yesterday afternoon (Yes, between the rain showers!) 99% of the shots I took for my Florescence series came from that same 'yard', by the way! Anyway, I got the added bonus of snuggling up in bed last night, full of a cold (Sympathy, please), and taking great delight in switching over from BBC2 to BBC4 to watch those two fabs shows about The Carpenters. I'm going to dig out all the stuff I own by them and play it all today!
Ah, simple pleasures!
Thursday, 26 May 2011
The double-edged sword..
Not a complaint, just an observation!
Digital Photography is amazing, and it's made photographers of us all! Wrong!
Digital Photography is amazing, and it's made us all capable of getting a photograph that will turn out ok! Right!
So, I set up a shot of a Bride & Groom signing their register, and (Sigh) in the 'old' days might hope to sell the odd reprint or two of the moment. Not so these days! Look at this shot. There are six people in this frame alone, taking their own version of 'my' shot, and I say 'taking' because I've done the 'making' of it! The shot just didn't happen! That's what couples need to remember when their pal with 'a good camera' offers to do their Wedding Photography.
They'll find they're going to get Wedding 'Snaps', not Wedding Photography.
Hm, ok! Maybe a bit of a complaint...
Wednesday, 25 May 2011
Brian Connolly's Bum...
Ok, Plan B!
I had wanted to show you some of the commercial stuff I shot last week, to tie in with yesterday's Blog about Me, me, me.. but I've been told I can't show the pictures until they've been approved by the clients!
Sooooo....I'll show you these, from a shoot I did with the late Brian Connolly, lead singer with Glam-rockers The Sweet.
Myself and journo Mick Middles went Darn Sarf to interview and shoot him for the Manchester Evening News, when it used to have a weekly colour magazine (Ah, those were the days!) It's fair to say that poor old Brian had seen better days. He was as thin as a rake and none too well looking, but he was ploughing ahead with re-forming the band, or at least, his version of it. When I piled in with all my gear, he told me to set up in the corner, but when I said I'd prefer somewhere else he looked confused. He thought I'd come to rehearse for the new drummer's spot!
We eventually got going, and as this sad old sofa was the only piece of furniture in his lounge, we started to shoot with him on that. After I while, he laughed at how many different angles I was shooting, and said "I bet if I stood on my head you'd shoot that, too, wouldn't you?"
"Of course!", I said, so he did...and I did!
Tuesday, 24 May 2011
Me, me, me...
More self-indulgence, and today we go for 'A day in the life of a working photographer'! These are recent shots of me, taken just twelve hours apart, Firstly, I was covering an awards dinner with 720 guests one evening, but fortunately still found a spare table on which to stand to get a picture of the room, and then, next morning, I went all high-viz and steel toe-caps to shoot the installation of that rather large 'thing' you can see behind me. I'll blog some photographs of what I was shooting tomorrow!
The exciting news today is that my Florescence shots have been taken up by an online Photography Gallery, and are being displayed as 'Picture of the day' over the next few days.
Feel free to buy a print! Don't let me stop you!
Check 'em out here!
Finally for today, a text from Saturday's Wedding couple. "Thanks for all your hard work, Martin. You went down a storm!"
Mmmm, feedback! Let's talk about ME!
Monday, 23 May 2011
Joe O'Neill..
Forgive me a little self-indulgence today, but it's the second anniversary of the death of my wonderful Dad, and I thought I'd share this odd shot with you to mark the occasion.
It's his coat, and mine, hanging on the hooks by the door of a flat I used to share with him in my teens. His old seventies, brown, faux-leather car coat, and my ever-so trendy blue parka, side by side in the hall. No doubt we'd just both got in from work and were lounging, knackered, in front of his old black and white portable telly watching The Sweeney or The Dukes of Hazzard or some such!
God knows why I took the shot, but it makes me feel so close to him on this special day.
I miss you so much, Dad!
Sunday, 22 May 2011
To be continued...
This is my favourite Wedding Photograph of the year..so far! Shot it yesterday at my Manchester Town Hall Wedding. It's a sign stuck up on all the hoarding that's hiding the renovation work around there. Christine & Phil loved my suggestion for a shot next it, and completely went for the pose!
Have a look at their page on my website here...
Now, just got to edit the other 937 shots, and no, I'm not kidding!
Saturday, 21 May 2011
Rabbit, rabbit...
Anyone watch that Evan Davis programme 'Businesss Nightmares' the other evening?
I watched it to see the article on the sad demise (and hopefully revival) of Polaroid film and cameras, but got the added bonus of a piece on Rabbit 'mobile' phones. Remember them? They were supposed to be capable of being used at home, then outside, if you got close enough to a 'communication point' within various buildings around the country. It didn't catch on, but whilst it was around I got to shoot some of the PR photography for the system, travelling around the North West with numerous minor celebs and a big, grey Rabbit! Oh, the glamour!
Friday, 20 May 2011
Is this the way to ... ?

Apologies! This is turning into 'Famous Clubs' Front Doors of Our Time', as I can't resist showing you this next photograph of an old nightspot entry (Is that rude?)
This is The Talk of The North, in sunny Eccles, and look who was headlining...Tony Christie, his name up in, er, nine inch plastic letters! This would be from about 1977, and it's from my series Don't Miss That (Book available for a damn good price!)
I met a couple of my Blog Readers today! Actually, they're good friends who just happened to let drop that they read my ramblings on a regular basis. That was heartening to hear, especially as they said they really liked the stuff I write! Thank you, guys, and the coffee's on you, next time!
Frantically cleaning all my gear in readiness for tomorrow's Wedding, as I was shooting the new website images for a Cheshire Riding School yesterday, and everything got covered in a, well let's say, fine brown dust.
Gulp! I wonder what that could be?
Thursday, 19 May 2011
Love Missile F1-11...
Jeez! Sigue Sigue Sputnik, where are you now? Had a little trawl through the old archive last night, and look what popped up. These are my old mates Roddy and Tish on the night we went to see SSS at The International in Manchester. This was one of my favourite venues, and I saw loads of bands there over its lifetime. I remember standing in that exact same spot talking to Biggie Tembo, from the Bhundu Boys, after their gig, and being asked if I had any drugs by one of the Stinson brothers from The Replacements. (Not sure which one, and I only had two Junior Disprin with me, so he wasn't much interested, anyway!)
Hard for me to believe that this was at least 25 years ago. SSS were so Now, so Modern, so Cutting Edge...as long as you liked wearing fishnet over your face! :-)
Wednesday, 18 May 2011
Mouthing off...
I went to a Photography Roadshow yesterday -the usual things, lots of Wedding album designers, image software sellers, that kind of thing- and a pal of mine was telling me a story from the morning sessions.
A chap was giving a talk on Photoshop. He's a popular guy, and the room was crowded. Standing room only, and all that! So, this guy asked how many in the room were 'professional photographers', and a mere SIX people put their hands up! Take heed, brides-to-be! The market is becoming ever-more flooded with amateur snappers, intent on making a few bob from their weekend hobby. They rely on Photoshop to rescue their poor photography, rather than being able to shoot well in the first place.
A good camera does not a good photographer make!
Just making you all aware of that fact!
Oh, and after yesterday's news about my London 'exhibition', there's news today that one of my images is going to be part of a tie-in with a Japanese fashion magazine! Take that, you amateurs!
Tuesday, 17 May 2011
This Charming Man...
Ok, never mind the football and the weather, let's get back to the 'serious' subjects of music and photography! It's time to tell you my great news! I've just had this photograph of Morrissey selected to be hung in the VIP lounge at London's 02 arena! It's gone on display as part of a Rock Archive exhibition, and will be on show to all the artists who use the lounge after their gigs! Cool!
It is, of course, Morrissey when he was in The Smiths, and was shot at Manchester's Free Trade Hall in 1984, when I was only *two years old! Wasn't I good?
*Not strictly true!
Monday, 16 May 2011
Manchester, Manchester...
Job done..and two trophies on their way to Manchester, after a great weekend of football for the city!
Here's a shot of my pals in the pub at the final whistle of the Man U game. Happy, eh?
Glad to say the Eurovision Song Contest didn't disappoint, either, with a winner that was suitably appalling! Here's to Azerbaijan, with a song that put the Zzzz in Muzic! I'll have a much more interesting music story tomorrow which, you'll be pleased to hear, gets us back onto the subject of photography!
Anyway, I wouldn't be English if I didn't talk about the weather, would I? So let's have a good old moan about the wind and rain and cold. I've even had to put the heat back on, for goodness sake.
I mean, have you seen the price of gas?
Saturday, 14 May 2011
The Talk of the North..
..is Football, today! Manchester United AND City are both up for cups, and I for one am quite happy to supprt BOTH teams today. Come on, Manchester!
Of course, the 'other' Talk of the North was the old cabaret club in Eccles, that saw the likes of Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey perform in the old days. This was a shot I did of its sign from the top of a bus, probably on my way into Manchester for another crazy Saturday night! It features in my book Don't Miss This, a collection of b/w shots taken on my trusty Olympus XA!
Thursday, 12 May 2011
Dancing shoes...
Love this shot from an Awards Dinner I was covering last night.
You can almost imagine it! Right, that's the presentations done, let's have a boogie!
An amazing 720 people at the event last night in Manchester, and all fed and watered expertly by the staff at The Point.
Industrial Photography today, then Family Portraits on Friday! Phew!
Wednesday, 11 May 2011
You're hired...
Well, let's be topical, seeing as The Apprentice started again last night! This is a shot of the Sugar Babe I did for EN magazine a couple of years ago. Boy, that guy does not do smiling! I had the last laugh, though, because I had to follow him onto the stage where he was doing a Q and A session, and he tried to put his hands into his pockets whilst he was still behind the curtains. Trouble was, it was a brand new suit, and they were all sewn up, so I had to use a little pen-knife that I always carry with me to slit all the pockets in his jacket!
I'm hired!
Tuesday, 10 May 2011
Nice falsies...
Well, we've certainly had the flip side of the hot weather haven't we!
Golf ball sized hail, for goodness sake?
Actually, it was lashing down when I drove away from this shoot yesterday (See what I did, there?) when I photographed this young student manicurist as part of a College Open Day.
Couldn't resist her falsies, as we say in the trade!
Lots of PR and Commercial work this week, including a 750-cover dinner/awards evening for the building trade, the start of a sponsored run at an insurance conference, and the installation of a flood control system for, er, the people that make them!
It is vital that a professional photographer gets plenty of variety in his diet!
Monday, 9 May 2011
What a bargain...
Now, then! How's this for a plan?
I've started a series of monthly 'Special Offers' aimed, obviously, at enticing you young couples into signing up to book me to shoot your Wedding Photography!
May's offer? A free Engagement Portrait, and a print of your choice in a large card matt..perfect for your guests to sign at your Wedding Reception! It's worth £125, so it's not an offer to be sniffed at!
Next month? Ooh, you'll have to wait and see!
Saturday, 7 May 2011
Water, water....
Ah, rain! I've been walking around like a madman in the desert, praying for rain as my garden dried up around me! Now, the heavens have opened, and the feeling of freshness is unbelieveable. Simple pleasures! No Wedding today! Childrens' location portraits, instead. Oh no, it's raining!
Thursday, 5 May 2011
It's your vote that counts..not!
Local election day here in the good old UK, and here's an image from The Royal Wedding set that you could read as more representative of England..a bit faded, a little ragged around the edges, but still flying defiantly in the face of adversity. Wow, deep! Truth is, Will and Kate's big day did stir up a heap of national pride, but now it's sadly back to the same old, same old, hard times, every man for himself!

Example: Now, our local councillors have all vowed to sort out this ridiculous and selfish parking around my street, but not one of them, from any political party, has actually got round to doing anything!
As far as I'm concerned, AV still stands for Audio-Visual, so I'm using my voting form as a coffee-coaster and spending my afternoon weeding the garden! As they say, it doesn't matter who you vote for, the government always gets in!
Wednesday, 4 May 2011
The writing's on the ..floor!
Bloody Nora! Give me a break! How low are standard's slipping in this country?
Yes, I am one of those pedantic type's that hates apostrophe's in the wrong place's on sign's, but this spelling mistake took the biscuit yesterday! I wanted to drive through, just so that I could argue that it doesn't say No Entry! (Although, being pedantic, I guess that's what the signs mean by the side!)
Anyway, only a week now until I can tell you some exciting news about one of my photographs! Let's just say it involves The Smiths, and a large London venue!
Or should that be The Smith's ?
Tuesday, 3 May 2011
New Shoots...
Normality returns, and I feel great after the break!
I've shot hundreds of images this weekend, mostly at our Village Community Day, for a local magazine, though I enjoyed a lot of walking through our nearby parks and fields, watching the buds and leaves practically pop open in front of me! The feelgood factor of the Royal Wedding seemed to carry on through the whole break, and as long as I don't mention the Manchester United score, I can safely say that it was a perfect Bank Holiday weekend!
So, back to work and the first thing I have to do is finish a couple of recent Wedding Albums, then it'll be back to shooting portraits of youngsters. I'm doing a new shoot of a young lady I photographed as a baby. She's six now, and she has a new baby sister, so it's time to change those pictures on her Mum's wall!
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