You're kidding? No, it's true folks and I'm sorry, but you're going to have to start using the inside lane on the motorway again! Oh, I know it goes against all your macho 4x4 bullshit - the slow lane is for losers, and all that - and I know you feel safest doing 60 in the middle lane, white knuckles aglow whilst all that nasty traffic has to go all the way around you - and I know it saves you all that pointless indicating and using both hands to drive when you're in the middle of a terribly important phone-call - but PULL OVER you tit, and let's get back to three-lane motorways again!! Ah, that's better! Yep, I'm delighted to hear of the government's new ruling over fines for middle-lane hoggers. Imagine a whole third of our motorways being brought back into use! I just hope this legislation's a little more succesful than their laws about mobile-phone use in a car! Today's photo from my archive, by the way, is the old M63 junction at Eccles. Just look at all that space!..
Funny old week, this! I had a Shoot 'n Tutor workshop postponed on Sunday as the chap had to stay home for a workman, and yesterday I had a child portrait shoot put on hold due to the kid having a cold. Now, because my contact is busy, I've got to wait another week to do a recce on a pr shoot I've been booked for involving 200 people and a cherry-picker! I'm also still waiting to hear a decision on some Big News for my business! I just can't get going this week. I'm just so just stuck in the middle..
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